Monday, September 8, 2008

Friends That Say Funny Things:
While talking about gas prices, Leia wondered aloud why the government can't just "train us to ride broomsticks". The government. Because they know how to ride broomsticks and are just waiting till the right moment to release this information to the public. I laughed for 10 million hrs.

My sister, Annie, and brother-in-law, Jason:
Annie told me that, in church, Jason brainstormed an idea that will revolutionize the whole high school scene. What if there was a high school created just for pregnant teens? It could be called Hoe High and their fight song could be "High-hoe, high-hoe, it's off to school we go..."

My boss:
Told me that, when he was ten, loved to sing and dance and found a way to create an audience for himself when he did this. He took a large aluminum can, painted people on the inside, put the can on his head, and then sang away. Keep in mind he was outside while doing this. Just sitting on the lawn, singing with a can on his head.

A friend who shall remain anonomys:
Recently acquired some Living Scriptures videos from a family close to her. The funny part about this is as follows: 1. She doesn't need/want the videos. 2. They are stolen from the aforementioned family. Not to worry, they will not be missed.


Four Winns said...

Okay, Jason was THERE but I was the one who came up with the idea for Ho High. Jason just comes up with weird songs . . .

Leandra said...

that fleggs is really good at jokes and I miss her. what's best is when she used to tell you her political views and I would read them via your facebook. fleggs start blogging again!

Carly said...

said friend may or may not have stolen a variety of other products as well, with her husbands blessing of course.