Things That Have (or will) Change in the Life of Cathers:
Now: Salt Lake City
Then: Singles Ward full of people like this.
Now: A ward full of normal people. Holy crap.
Now: DVR (has saved my life probably 117 times already-no joke).
Then: No gay friends who are married to illegal lesbian immigrants.
Now: One gay friend who is actually married to an illegal lesbian immigrant.
Then: Weekly visits to Sam Hawk (best Korean restaurant of all time).
Now: Trying (unsuccessfully) to find a Salt Lake substitute for Sam Hawk.
Then: No ipod. For reals-it made me feel better than all of you who conformed.
Now: Ipod. Now I'm just a faceless idiot for Apple to brainwash just like everyone else.
Then: Conan O'Brien.
Now: Introducing...my boyfriend, Jimmy Fallon.
Then: Jay Leno.
Now: Introducing...my other boyfriend, Conan O'brien.
Then: Only Diet Coke.
Now: Diet Coke and Vitamin Water-the orange one tastes just like Tang. Not kidding.
Then: Duffy, Feist, M. Ward.
Now: 90s Jams, Ting Tings, The Elected.
Then: Had not yet discovered Jackie and Debra/Jersey Mom.
Now: Have discovered Jackie and Debra/Jersey Mom and there is nothing in this world that could make me even 1/4 as happy.
Just a morsel of the tom foolery I've come to endure, neigh, RELISH here in SLC.