Sunday, April 19, 2009

Things That Have (or will) Change in the Life of Cathers:

Then: Provo

Then: Singles Ward full of people like this.
Now: A ward full of normal people. Holy crap.

Then: DVR-less.
Now: DVR (has saved my life probably 117 times already-no joke).

Then: No gay friends who are married to illegal lesbian immigrants.
Now: One gay friend who is actually married to an illegal lesbian immigrant.

Then: Weekly visits to Sam Hawk (best Korean restaurant of all time).
Now: Trying (unsuccessfully) to find a Salt Lake substitute for Sam Hawk.

Then: No ipod. For reals-it made me feel better than all of you who conformed.
Now: Ipod. Now I'm just a faceless idiot for Apple to brainwash just like everyone else.

Then: Conan O'Brien.
Now: boyfriend, Jimmy Fallon.

Then: Jay Leno.
Now: other boyfriend, Conan O'brien.

Then: Only Diet Coke.
Now: Diet Coke and Vitamin Water-the orange one tastes just like Tang. Not kidding.

Then: Duffy, Feist, M. Ward.
Now: 90s Jams, Ting Tings, The Elected.

Then: Had not yet discovered Jackie and Debra/Jersey Mom.
Now: Have discovered Jackie and Debra/Jersey Mom and there is nothing in this world that could make me even 1/4 as happy.

Just a morsel of the tom foolery I've come to endure, neigh, RELISH here in SLC.

Forever Yours,



Fernando and Eliza said...

Ha ha ha! I love Salt Lake! Are you there for work?

Four Winns said...

I'm so glad I know someone who writes on their blog less than me! Maybe you should call me one day. Not right now though cuz Jason has my phone. One time Juliet almost started to cry because, she said, "I bonked my toothbrush!" It was so awesome.

Leandra said...

Oh the Tom Foolery! I'm SO SO SO SO glad you have made a comeback! And I know you have so many fooleries to write about, so I expect you here atleast once a week! The ipod is the best invention ever made and I'm so glad to be brainwashed. I don't know where I'd be without it. na know. And ha ha such a good gay bein married to the lesbian illegal immigrant.

Staci said...

so glad to see you are back blogging!! Yeah!! You crack me up as usual:)

The Red Pen said...

SLC huh? Welcome home. We're so happy to have you.

Marci + Dan said...

Welcome back.

Ryann said...

I'm so relieved you have started blogging again. I have missed your witty posts like you wouldn't believe. "Leh me 'd'ell you some-ting bout my famully. We are-z-tick az tieves." ha ha ha so hilarious. I love Jersey Speak. I quote it to Todd every night and he looks at me like I'm crazy. Todd also likes hearing this one "Happy wife, Happy life". That show is helping Americans everywhere realize how ridiculous we COULD be getting paid to be.