Cath. For Reals.

Things That Have (or will) Change in the Life of Cathers:

Then: Provo

Now: Salt Lake City

Then: Singles Ward full of people like this.

Now: A ward full of normal people. Holy crap.

Then: DVR-less.

Now: DVR (has saved my life probably 117 times already-no joke).

Then: No gay friends who are married to illegal lesbian immigrants.

Now: One gay friend who is actually married to an illegal lesbian immigrant.

Then: Weekly visits to Sam Hawk (best Korean restaurant of all time).

Now: Trying (unsuccessfully) to find a Salt Lake substitute for Sam Hawk.

Then: No ipod. For reals-it made me feel better than all of you who conformed.

Now: Ipod. Now I'm just a faceless idiot for Apple to brainwash just like everyone else.

Then: Conan O'Brien.

Now: Introducing...my boyfriend, Jimmy Fallon.

Then: Jay Leno.

Now: Introducing...my other boyfriend, Conan O'brien.

Then: Only Diet Coke.

Now: Diet Coke and Vitamin Water-the orange one tastes just like Tang. Not kidding.

Then: Duffy, Feist, M. Ward.

Now: 90s Jams, Ting Tings, The Elected.

Then: Had not yet discovered Jackie and Debra/Jersey Mom.

Now: Have discovered Jackie and Debra/Jersey Mom and there is nothing in this world that could make me even 1/4 as happy.

Just a morsel of the tom foolery I've come to endure, neigh, RELISH here in SLC.

Forever Yours,

catjaner