I'm going to start doing top ten lists. Here's the first:
Here is a list of the Top Ten Most Embarrassing (and most unacceptable) Things a Human Being Could Ever Do:
#10. Love to shop at DEB/Vanity so much.
#9. Eat at Chilis...and like it.
#8. Wear a "perverted hidden message tee" from Abercrombie/American Eagle/Hollister. You know the ones I mean-"Woody's Cabin-We Go All Night!"
#7. Use the phrase "Ex-Boyfriend" or "My Ex" when referring to a past relationship.
#6. Watch Tila Tequila's House of Lesbians (or whatever that show is called).
#5. Put a "So Cal" bumper sticker on the back of your car and constantly complain about how Utah doesn't have an In & Out or Rainbow flip flops.
#4. Bring Mardi Gras beads to St. George for Spring Break.
#3. Proudly display a Playboy Bunny-shaped tanline just above your hip (there are bonus points available here if you are a RADIOACTIVE orange color).
#2. Purchase (for yourself and with your own money) a Taylor Swift CD.
#1. Purchase (for yourself and with your own money) a Danity Kane CD.