Friday, May 2, 2008

Top Ten

I'm going to start doing top ten lists. Here's the first:

Here is a list of the Top Ten Most Embarrassing (and most unacceptable) Things a Human Being Could Ever Do:

#10. Love to shop at DEB/Vanity so much.
#9. Eat at Chilis...and like it.
#8. Wear a "perverted hidden message tee" from Abercrombie/American Eagle/Hollister. You know the ones I mean-"Woody's Cabin-We Go All Night!"

#7. Use the phrase "Ex-Boyfriend" or "My Ex" when referring to a past relationship.

#6. Watch Tila Tequila's House of Lesbians (or whatever that show is called).

#5. Put a "So Cal" bumper sticker on the back of your car and constantly complain about how Utah doesn't have an In & Out or Rainbow flip flops.

#4. Bring Mardi Gras beads to St. George for Spring Break.

#3. Proudly display a Playboy Bunny-shaped tanline just above your hip (there are bonus points available here if you are a RADIOACTIVE orange color).

#2. Purchase (for yourself and with your own money) a Taylor Swift CD.

#1. Purchase (for yourself and with your own money) a Danity Kane CD.


Staci said... bought a Danity Kane on itunes...does that count?

cat.janer said...

Nope. It has to be the entire cd. You're in the clear.

Carly said...

I love #5 so much. Sorry Californians, we don't care if you are attending UC-Provo...go bedazzle something pink, because we don't want to hear it.

Stacy said...

So I saw your blog on face book.... Love your posts on Hottie Mommies! Hilariousness! I miss seeing you everyday, and hearing your funny stories! I hope all is going well with you! Take Care!

AMY said...

Cat...Don't pretend for one minute that taylor swift doesn't sing to you heart! DON'T! I'd like to announce to the public that catherine elison actually does own a shirt with that woody phrase on it. GET IT. Us. The inspiration for half the things we make fun of.

Leandra said...

#11. Watching italian house of love on MTV. aka lets swim around naked in spaghetti noodles. you know which one I am talking about.

fry said...

By the time I read to number 6 I blacked out because of awfulness of this list. Similar to what happens when I hear the high school voice.

Seth & Lacey Jay said...

Oh Cat you make me laugh! That list is pretty funny and oddly enough true... Even though I am a "Utahan" living in So. California I agree with #5. And you'll be happy to know I don't even know who Danity Kane is?

Four Winns said...

As I recall, you used to have a Playboy Bunny tanline but not on your hip. How embarassing for you.