I got an email today about how the new dollar (it's in coin form) does not include the phrase "In God We Trust". It then went on to say how you should not accept those coins-and in doing so this will force the US government to recall all the coins and think twice about demoralizing our money.
I always get forwards like these (I find them hilarious) and when I do I like to picture a group of superheroes in their secret lair-only instead of Batman and Superman and the like-it's the Coalition of Mormon Mothers. Their uniform: a velour jumpsuit with matching mask, big hair and acrylic nails. Their mission: to fly around the globe, putting an end to such evils as the new dollar, The Golden Compass, and the any liberal speakers scheduled to come to UVSC (ie the Michael Moore incident of 2005). But they don't stop there. The Mormon Mothers still make it home in time to make cookies for the kids and scrapbook their latest adventure. You go girls.
Anyways, if you know someone who makes Mormon movies, maybe suggest this plot to them. I'm sure it would make a killing at the box office.
8 comments:
ha ha what is better than not all super heros wear capes?!
Also, they go around taking all of the plastic bottles out of the freezers.
CAT - you are too funny. I'm picturing this whole post via a mini-notebook "Great Adventures" by Cat & Mo. You have my new favorite blog. The blogging world needs you.
P.S. - probably the best CoMM forward I received was - "what if Pres. Mitt Romney was in your ward?" wow.
Cat - you're a fox! Meet me in Russia after the big fight!
the other day I met one of these moms. Only instead of a velour jupsuit, she had on one of those t-shirts that says "missionary mom". I'm not sure who started that line of clothing, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of those moms who got so fed up with their kids comin' home from school wearing "no fear" and "chump" shirts. Ya know, those ones that say, "who's crying now?" or "don't mess with the BEST". Those Mormon Moms are always watching out for others. Abercrombie better watch out cause the Mormon Battalion is back!!!
Hey, how did you find out about my SECRET club? It's not purple jumpsuits, they're teal! Love u Cat!
Wow, all this time I have been saving the world, I had no idea that I could be wearing a velour jumpsuit at the same time! Do you think I could get one in maternity? I'll look so forward to reading your blog, oh how I've missed the deep, inner-workings of the Cat E. brain.
Ha I'm so glad everyone knows about these ladies! It's not just me. Good. Thank you and goodnight.
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